Jez In Japan

In response to: "Oh, I'm back aren't I." 1425 days old
by StevensF [Visitor]

hi! nice site! come to see mine...
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In response to: "Oh, I'm back aren't I." 1446 days old
by north [Visitor]

Just to let you know that I think the website is great and I wish you all of the best for the future.
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In response to: "Sorry Osaka, I've Got A Long Walk Home" 1624 days old
by George [Visitor]

I agree with the comment above; stay in Tokyo as long as you can! Think of the fun times we had there! I miss Japan teribbly... more…

In response to: "Miyajima" 1624 days old
by Big Daddy [Visitor]

If you phone me with the flight details from Milan, I will pick you up from the airport.

Mind you, if theres a problem with the camera some other arrangement may have to be made.

I'm not going to panic....I refuse to panic....I am calm....I will remain calm.....for the moment at least. more…

In response to: "Sorry Osaka, I've Got A Long Walk Home" 1624 days old
by Sista [Visitor]

What are you thinking coming home on a down note - stay on in Tokyo until Friday! more…

In response to: "Kyoto" 1626 days old
by Big Daddy [Visitor]

Your skill with the camera "brings wonderment to my throat" - (ancient japanese proverb).

Just how many images will you be bringing back with you mein Photomeister?

By the way, your Bourk sound alike's mother looks remarkably attractive to me.

If she ever becomes a widow I would like an introduction because a more…

In response to: "Himaji" 1626 days old
by ssslithe [Visitor]

Oh, ignore the last message, you're in Kyoto now. Check out the golden temple if you haven't already. It's golden. more…

In response to: "Asakusa, Shibya, Harajuku" 1626 days old
by ssslithe [Visitor]

Those are great pics, Hoobs. Asakusa's one of the most beautiful city districts on earth... Get yersekf to Shimokitazawa, by the way, for 'tis the Camden of Tokyo. And bring us more pics of your stripy socks please! more…

In response to: "Shinjuku and Roppongi" 1627 days old
by George [Visitor]

If you forgot some of the details of that night/morning out i'll be happy to fill them in for you ;)
Hey Jez how's it going, I just came back to Rotterdam and feeling quite shitty, haven't really had any sleep for about 36 hours, and am sad to have left the beautiful land of the rising sun (and pouring rain) behind. Hope to hear from you soon more…

In response to: "Himaji" 1627 days old
by proud "calamity" clod [Visitor]

Good to hear you're still alive - although I'm sorely disappointed by the lack of "tales of debauchery" after the Roppongi visit.

Also: how was Tokyo overall? Would you like to return? more…

In response to: "Himaji" 1628 days old
by Big Daddy [Visitor]

That image on the top left of the page is, if I might be so bold, a very good likeness.

If anything, you look better now than before you left.

Clearly this holiday has been good for your appearance.

Your mother will be delighted. more…

In response to: "Himaji" 1628 days old
by Ali [Visitor]

Sounds good Jez, but are you going to visit takeshi's castle? I hear there are fun and games there... more…

In response to: "Himaji" 1628 days old
by John Square [Visitor]

Glad to hear things are going well for you, man.

See you soon? more…

In response to: "Himaji" 1628 days old
by Jez [Member]

My comment? I have no father. more…

In response to: "Himaji" 1628 days old
by Big Daddy [Visitor]

They do say that the English visiting Japan are either homosexual when they arrive or most certainly so by the time they leave.

Would you care to comment on the above statement so that I can pass the message on to your mother - I'm sure she will be delighted.

Ahhhh! So. more…

In response to: "Asakusa, Shibya, Harajuku" 1631 days old
by John Square [Visitor]

Glad to hear you got there, and are enjoying things, man.

Also: TV in phone? We've got those in the UK now. In fact I've had mine for months. It just took you so long to get to Japan, the world moved on, guy....

;) more…

In response to: "Asakusa, Shibya, Harajuku" 1632 days old
by Henpecker [Visitor]

Great stuff, Hoobs.

Those Japlanish goffs would 'get it'.

More photos of crazy teenagers, please!

And a photo of you making a funny face next to a stern-looking Japanese businessman. more…

In response to: "Asakusa, Shibya, Harajuku" 1632 days old
by Gaq [Visitor]

Fucking mahoobley! more…

In response to: "Greetings from ... Milan?!?" 1635 days old
by Radlord [Visitor]

good luck on your epic voyage of self-discovery, Jez!

I hope you get the Japanese poontang yuou so clearly crave. more…

In response to: "Greetings from ... Milan?!?" 1635 days old
by Henpecker [Visitor]

You bungling ponce.

Still - I'll be checking this thing every day.

Taketh some nice photos of Kyoto. It's a luvvvverly-lookin' place.

Word. more…

In response to: "Greetings from ... Milan?!?" 1635 days old
by Breadbin [Visitor]

Excellent - nice to see airport security is of such a quality. Specifically: low quality. more…

In response to: "Greetings from ... Milan?!?" 1635 days old
by Sista [Visitor]

I have to know - how many bags are you carrying now? 2? 5? 10 plastic waitrose bags instead of a suitcase? more…

In response to: "Greetings from ... Milan?!?" 1635 days old
by AJ [Visitor]

Haha! You are a terrist!

Seriously though, a stop off in Milan is greater than a swift kick in the bollocks.

Unless you get kicked in the bollocks in Milan. Then it's rubbish.

Good Luck! more…

In response to: "Greetings from ... Milan?!?" 1635 days old
by Sista [Visitor]

Give me back my keys! And remind me to give you a lecture on the issue of 'externalising blame' when you get back.... more…

In response to: "Greetings from ... Milan?!?" 1635 days old
by NEG [Visitor]

You fucking moran more…

In response to: "Greetings from ... Milan?!?" 1635 days old
by John Square [Visitor]

Jez,

For CHRIST'S sake! it's only a plane trip! How have you managed to do bugger it up so? You've only been planning this for years, too. I shall never trust you again.

However, you have managed to turn your blog into something very entertaining without trying too hard, so congrats.

I'm starting a book on you more…

In response to: "Greetings from ... Milan?!?" 1635 days old
by Jeff [Visitor]

Jez,

You are a real star! more…

In response to: "Greetings from ... Milan?!?" 1635 days old
by Davemate11 [Visitor]

oh dear, not a good start! still milan is lovely this time of year! more…

In response to: "Go go heathrow panic" 1636 days old
by Jez [Member]

Hello Hannah, yes I have the bag and the keys. You ... you need those keys back before I return don't you.
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In response to: "Prologue" 1636 days old
by Jez [Member]

Corrected - cheers for pointing that out, and I'm glad at least my typos can bring someone some level of entertainment. Who are you by the way? more…