Jez In Japan

In response to:Oh, I'm back aren't I.

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 13:51:03 +0100

hi! nice site! come to see mine...
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In response to:Oh, I'm back aren't I.

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 23:32:55 +0100

Just to let you know that I think the website is great and I wish you all of the best for the future.

In response to:Sorry Osaka, I've Got A Long Walk Home

Tue, 31 May 2005 17:33:31 +0200

I agree with the comment above; stay in Tokyo as long as you can! Think of the fun times we had there! I miss Japan teribbly...

In response to:Miyajima

Tue, 31 May 2005 16:22:21 +0200

If you phone me with the flight details from Milan, I will pick you up from the airport.

Mind you, if theres a problem with the camera some other arrangement may have to be made.

I'm not going to panic....I refuse to panic....I am calm....I will remain calm.....for the moment at least.

In response to:Sorry Osaka, I've Got A Long Walk Home

Tue, 31 May 2005 14:11:21 +0200

What are you thinking coming home on a down note - stay on in Tokyo until Friday!

In response to:Kyoto

Sun, 29 May 2005 12:36:17 +0200

Your skill with the camera "brings wonderment to my throat" - (ancient japanese proverb).

Just how many images will you be bringing back with you mein Photomeister?

By the way, your Bourk sound alike's mother looks remarkably attractive to me.

If she ever becomes a widow I would like an introduction because as I understand these thnigs, japanese women are quite outstanding cooks.

Carry on the good works Mr Mean Machine, and if you ever decide to return to the UK I would like my camera back.

XXX

In response to:Himaji

Sun, 29 May 2005 01:50:05 +0200

Oh, ignore the last message, you're in Kyoto now. Check out the golden temple if you haven't already. It's golden.

In response to:Asakusa, Shibya, Harajuku

Sun, 29 May 2005 01:43:38 +0200

Those are great pics, Hoobs. Asakusa's one of the most beautiful city districts on earth... Get yersekf to Shimokitazawa, by the way, for 'tis the Camden of Tokyo. And bring us more pics of your stripy socks please!

In response to:Shinjuku and Roppongi

Sat, 28 May 2005 22:31:24 +0200

If you forgot some of the details of that night/morning out i'll be happy to fill them in for you ;)
Hey Jez how's it going, I just came back to Rotterdam and feeling quite shitty, haven't really had any sleep for about 36 hours, and am sad to have left the beautiful land of the rising sun (and pouring rain) behind. Hope to hear from you soon, i'll be checking out your blog often. Have fun!

In response to:Himaji

Sat, 28 May 2005 02:43:28 +0200

Good to hear you're still alive - although I'm sorely disappointed by the lack of "tales of debauchery" after the Roppongi visit.

Also: how was Tokyo overall? Would you like to return?

In response to:Himaji

Fri, 27 May 2005 17:30:02 +0200

That image on the top left of the page is, if I might be so bold, a very good likeness.

If anything, you look better now than before you left.

Clearly this holiday has been good for your appearance.

Your mother will be delighted.

In response to:Himaji

Fri, 27 May 2005 17:26:35 +0200

Sounds good Jez, but are you going to visit takeshi's castle? I hear there are fun and games there...

In response to:Himaji

Fri, 27 May 2005 14:54:58 +0200

Glad to hear things are going well for you, man.

See you soon?

In response to:Himaji

Fri, 27 May 2005 03:59:57 +0200

My comment? I have no father.

In response to:Himaji

Fri, 27 May 2005 01:48:54 +0200

They do say that the English visiting Japan are either homosexual when they arrive or most certainly so by the time they leave.

Would you care to comment on the above statement so that I can pass the message on to your mother - I'm sure she will be delighted.

Ahhhh! So.

In response to:Asakusa, Shibya, Harajuku

Tue, 24 May 2005 13:28:20 +0200

Glad to hear you got there, and are enjoying things, man.

Also: TV in phone? We've got those in the UK now. In fact I've had mine for months. It just took you so long to get to Japan, the world moved on, guy....

;)

In response to:Asakusa, Shibya, Harajuku

Mon, 23 May 2005 14:54:28 +0200

Great stuff, Hoobs.

Those Japlanish goffs would 'get it'.

More photos of crazy teenagers, please!

And a photo of you making a funny face next to a stern-looking Japanese businessman.

In response to:Asakusa, Shibya, Harajuku

Mon, 23 May 2005 01:09:41 +0200

Fucking mahoobley!

In response to:Greetings from ... Milan?!?

Fri, 20 May 2005 18:24:47 +0200

good luck on your epic voyage of self-discovery, Jez!

I hope you get the Japanese poontang yuou so clearly crave.

In response to:Greetings from ... Milan?!?

Fri, 20 May 2005 13:50:13 +0200

You bungling ponce.

Still - I'll be checking this thing every day.

Taketh some nice photos of Kyoto. It's a luvvvverly-lookin' place.

Word.

In response to:Greetings from ... Milan?!?

Fri, 20 May 2005 13:41:04 +0200

Excellent - nice to see airport security is of such a quality. Specifically: low quality.

In response to:Greetings from ... Milan?!?

Fri, 20 May 2005 13:13:40 +0200

I have to know - how many bags are you carrying now? 2? 5? 10 plastic waitrose bags instead of a suitcase?

In response to:Greetings from ... Milan?!?

Fri, 20 May 2005 12:49:21 +0200

Haha! You are a terrist!

Seriously though, a stop off in Milan is greater than a swift kick in the bollocks.

Unless you get kicked in the bollocks in Milan. Then it's rubbish.

Good Luck!

In response to:Greetings from ... Milan?!?

Fri, 20 May 2005 12:47:20 +0200

Give me back my keys! And remind me to give you a lecture on the issue of 'externalising blame' when you get back....

In response to:Greetings from ... Milan?!?

Fri, 20 May 2005 12:13:02 +0200

You fucking moran

In response to:Greetings from ... Milan?!?

Fri, 20 May 2005 12:09:57 +0200

Jez,

For CHRIST'S sake! it's only a plane trip! How have you managed to do bugger it up so? You've only been planning this for years, too. I shall never trust you again.

However, you have managed to turn your blog into something very entertaining without trying too hard, so congrats.

I'm starting a book on you arriving back in England alive, in one piece, and unsodomised by big Yakuza. Despite offering very favourable odds. No one has yet to place a bet.

In response to:Greetings from ... Milan?!?

Fri, 20 May 2005 11:58:47 +0200

Jez,

You are a real star!

In response to:Greetings from ... Milan?!?

Fri, 20 May 2005 04:11:18 +0200

oh dear, not a good start! still milan is lovely this time of year!

In response to:Go go heathrow panic

Thu, 19 May 2005 20:20:38 +0200

Hello Hannah, yes I have the bag and the keys. You ... you need those keys back before I return don't you.

In response to:Prologue

Thu, 19 May 2005 20:17:31 +0200

Corrected - cheers for pointing that out, and I'm glad at least my typos can bring someone some level of entertainment. Who are you by the way?